Jennifer Lopezs makeup artist is pissed at her again
I don’t know the word for what this represents. It’s just the opposite of “chola” if I’m allowed to use that word (I don’t think I am, I apologize). Okay, so Jennifer Lopez made an appearance yesterday on behalf of Kohl’s. Yes, I said Kohl’s. Not Macy’s, not Saks Fifth Avenue, not Harrods. There’s nothing wrong with Kohl’s – I was just there. I got some great panties and a fabulous grey coat. But Kohl’s is somewhat lowbrow for La Lopez, or so you would think. Not so much, as it turns out. J.Lo and Marc Anthony were introducing the launch of TWO lifestyle brands. Their lifestyle brands! J.Lo TOWELS!!!! J. Lo plates!!
Anyhoodle, getting back to the “opposite of chola” thing – her makeup is confusing me. In the thumbnails, it looks way more drag queen-y, but seeing it all blown up… well, it’s still bad and completely sketchy, but it’s not as “A drag queen did this while drunk, in the dark.” It’s more like “Her makeup artist was pissed at her again and decided to mess with her eyebrows.”
Also – Marc looks ashamed that he and Jennifer are now going to have to design toilet seat covers. Buck up Marc!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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